COFFEE-METRICS

COFFEE-METRICS

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Published: 10/8/2024
Humor & Satire

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This humorous piece explores the absurdity of America's resistance to the metric system, contrasting the country's rapid adoption of coffee-related metric terms like 'grande' with its stubborn adherence to traditional units like 'inches' and 'fathoms'. The author playfully imagines a future where coffee orders are replaced with nonsensical phrases like 'frippin on the jimjam' and wonders if this will be the catalyst for embracing metric conversions. Comparable works include David Sedaris

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