Humorous Essay Results

YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE LIVING IN A COFFEE WORLD

Cat Litter: Diggin’ And A-Scratchin’

Tenk You, Boyza!

The Know-It-All: Can You Handle a Partner with a PhD in Everything?

Feline Indifference: Are You Still Here?

World Staring Contest Champions Since Forever

Canine Circling: The Unlikely Source of Bedtime Drama

The Man Child: A Walking Red Flag

You Saw That, Right? I’m Not Crazy, Right?

COFFEE-METRICS

When Canine Cuteness Conquers: Unpacking the Psychology of Puppy Dog Eyes

Paws and Effect: The Highs and Lows of Taking Your Dog to the Veterinarian

Squeaky Toys and Sugar Highs: The High-Stakes Mission of Shopping for Dog Toys

Sniffing Out the Truth

The Cone of Shame: When Your Dog Becomes a Fashion Disaster

The REAL High School Survival Guide: Church Friends, School Friends: Parallel Universes

The First Time I Ever Watched…Citizen Kane

The Guy Who Wouldn't Invite Me Home

The First Time I Ever Watched…Raiders of the Lost Ark

The GPS of Love: Navigating the Treacherous Terrain of an Always-Right Partner