R. Arson Teague — or “G’dammit, Teague!” as he was often called during his time in the service—has answered to many names over many years.“ All of them were accurate, depending on the day, the person doing the hailing and the BAC at the time. As a life-long military brat (some things never go away), a lousy anti-authoritarian former U.S. Coast Guardsman (some things thankfully expire), a slightly more acceptable former journalist and columnist, an accidental former radio talkshow host, a wildly unqualified former comedian and a highly qualified former professional dishwasher, Teague has spent most of his life collecting scars and treasuring the stories each of those scar tells. He’s also written several plays, a novel - "Baltimore Backlash", available on Kindle, which he hopes is a fun read. If it isn't fun, it is certainly a precurser to "DC Double Cross", which is available on Ream in installments that should arrive every Thursday afternoon and "Jumpers," another serial that should arrive in instalments every Sunday. The only other things worth knowing about Teague are: 1) He lives somewhere he probably shouldn’t 2) He writes works of a highly questionable nature 3) He promises he’ll keep doing both until someone changes the locks and removes both of his typing fingers. And 4) You can find the start of Jumpers: They Cross the Void So You Don't Have To at https://reamstories.com/rateague.