Writer has not written anything about themselves.A guy was looking for food and asked his wife, "Where's the food?" His wife replied, "There isn't any." The husband picked up his slipper as if he was about to hit her. The wife calmly said, "Then go cook it yourself!" The husband went into the kitchen and started cooking. After a while, the wife got annoyed by all the loud cooking noises. She walked into the kitchen and yelled, "Hey, you idiot! Keep the noise down!" 😄