I've been described as a vagrant, a vagabond, and an all around bum. I've managed to survive the majority of my life without a proper job. I'm a skydiver, base jumper, parachute rigger, seamstress, climber, pilot, sailor, gunsmith, and probable a few other things that I've forgotten. And as someone who was considered to be basically illiterate, I was voted the least likely person to ever become an author.