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Are you ready to LOL your way through the wild world of online dating? Join our intrepid romantic, Zoey Zero, and her AI-guided Cupid, CPUid, in a sidesplitting adventure to find love—or at least some epic stories to share with your friends. Armed with unbreakable optimism, razor-sharp wit, and a mischievous virtual wingman, our hopeless un-romantic love seeker dives headfirst into the digital dating scene: from crafting the perfect, not-so-honest dating profile, interpreting cryptic text messages from potential love interests, to escaping the friend zone. Our misguide details her online dating experiences, along with testimonials of CPUid’s many desperate clients as they navigate the minefields of ghosting gaffes, emoji enigmas, and the professional dating merry-go-round. Laugh, cringe, and root for Zoey Zero as she puts her heart—and her profile—on the line. Whether you’re a seasoned swiper or a digital dating newbie, you’ll find yourself nodding along with Zoey’s misadventures and clicking on her CPUid affiliate link to discover the art of making all the wrong moves in all the wrong places. Who needs a fairytale ending when you can have a rollicking, uproarious journey? Swipe right on this book and get ready to LOL your way to love (or something like it)! Disclaimer: “Swiping Wrong: Online Dating for Zeros” is a work of satire and should be enjoyed with a healthy dose of skepticism and a large glass of your preferred beverage. The advice within these pages is as fictional as the love stories in your favorite rom-coms and is intended for entertainment purposes only. While we dive headfirst into the absurdities of online dating, remember, this guide is Cupid’s worst advice—not a roadmap to your soulmate. Laugh, cringe, and enjoy the misadventures, but please, for the love of all things swipeable, do not attempt to follow this misguided guidance in your quest for love. Here’s to finding humor in the chaos of digital dating. The “affiliate links” here are fake. Comparable works include Black Mirror