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Two alien observers, Zorblat and Flarn, are sent to study the strange and perplexing behaviour of humans. Their investigation takes them through the world of human apps, cars, jogging, and their peculiar relationship with pets called 'Goodboys' and 'Furballs'. The aliens are particularly fascinated by the complex ritual of 'gulf' involving eggs and sticks, and the humans' use of pizza which they see as a form of geometrical domination. Life and the strange activities on Earth can prove most confusing to external observers. Comparable works include The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy