Description

In a world where relationships can feel as unpredictable as an untrained puppy, Penelope Paws believes that the key to harmony lies in the pages of dog training manuals. Armed with an arsenal of treats, a leash, and an unwavering determination, Penelope sets out to prove that boyfriends and dogs aren’t so different after all. Joined by her canine consultant, Mr. Snuffles—a cigar-chomping, top-hat-wearing French Bulldog with a knack for incisive commentary—Penelope embarks on a sidesplitting quest to train her boyfriends using unconventional canine techniques. From the laid-back graphic designer who’s always eager to please to the stubborn sales executive who insists on being the alpha, Penelope’s unorthodox methods and boundless optimism are put to the ultimate test. Will she succeed in teaching her old dogs new tricks, or will she find herself barking up the wrong tree in the pursuit of love and obedience? * * *
Disclaimer:
“Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a Pro” is a work of satirical fiction meant for entertainment purposes only. The author and publisher do not condone or encourage the use of actual dog training techniques on human partners. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The advice and methods described within this book are not intended to be taken seriously or applied to real-life relationships. Always remember that open communication, mutual respect, and consent are the true keys to a healthy, happy partnership. If you or someone you know is experiencing relationship issues, please seek the guidance of a qualified professional. And remember, no matter what Penelope Paws says, your boyfriend is not actually a dog. Probably.
 https://books2read.com/sitstayheel Comparable works include Barkspeare in the Park

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