Description

Dive into the hilariously eerie world of real estate with your not-so-ordinary realtor, Cassandra “Cassie” Spectre. Ever thought a poltergeist could polish your cooking skills or a ghostly coach might just be the secret to your fitness success? Cassie Spectre’s guide to finding a haunted homemate makes these spectrally intelligent scenarios a reality. Raised in a haunted Victorian mansion and descending from a long line of mediums, Cassie left her mundane corporate finance job to embrace her true calling: matching the living with lovingly haunted homes.
From the mildly haunted fixer-upper to the grandiose poltergeist palace, this guidebook explores the uncharted territory of spectral real estate with wit, wisdom, and a touch of the otherworldly. With a quiz to match your personality to the perfect type of haunting, tips on reading between the lines of real estate listings, and advice on navigating open houses with paranormal poise, Cassie provides you a roadmap to finding a home that's as unique as you are.
Find out why embracing a home with a “little extra” might just be the best decision you'll ever make. Discover the unexpected joys of haunted living and learn that with the right perspective, even a home with spirits can be a dream come true.
* * *
Disclaimer:
While Cassie Spectre is an expert in the fictional field of spectral real estate, her advice is not meant to replace professional guidance when purchasing real estate or dealing with unexplained phenomena. The tales and advice within these pages are strictly for your amusement.
If you're considering buying a property with a haunted reputation, always get a thorough inspection by a qualified professional. If you suspect your potential home has ghostly tenants, consult with reputable paranormal investigators to determine the nature of your spectral roommates.
While enjoying the spooky stories and tongue-in-cheek advice Cassie offers, remember to approach real-life situations with caution and skepticism. Comparable works include Beetlejuice

Channels